Baby Girl: Mommy, I really miss my daddy. When will he be home?
Hausfrau: Honey, he's working in New Jersey and he isn't coming home this weekend, we'll see him in two weeks.
Baby Girl: TODAY???? We'll see him TODAY???
Hausfrau: No Honey, in two weeks.
Baby Girl: Peaches--Daddy's coming home in two minutes!!!!!
Peaches: Spppppppppppppplt. Baba.
Hausfrau: No Honey. Daddy is coming home next Friday, which is really more like 10 days so it really won't be that long.
Baby Girl: (Looking at her watch) Mommy, it is 6-3-7. Are we going to see Gramma today?
Hausfrau: We are seeing her on Friday.
Baby Girl: And we're seeing Daddy on Friday!!
Hausfrau: Actually, we will see Daddy NEXT Friday. That's two Fridays from now.
Baby Girl: What day is today?
Hausfrau: It's Wednesday.
Baby Girl: Wednesday, Thursday, FRIDAY! He's coming home in TWO DAYS!
Hausfrau: No, no Honey. He's coming home NEXT Friday, not this Friday.
Baby Girl: But I really want him to come home today.
Hausfrau: I know, Sweetie, but we have a lot of fun stuff planned over the next few days. Miss Leann is coming over tomorrow morning with Abby and Baby Ellie so we can have a playdate!
Baby Girl: TODAY??? They're coming today?
Hausfaru: No Honey, TOMORROW.
Baby Girl: No. They are coming TODAY!
Hausfrau: Sweetie, listen to Mommy. Miss Leeann is coming tomorrow morning after breakfast.
Baby Girl: I want breakfast now. Are we having waffles? I really want waffles. And sausage.
Hausfrau: Honey, it's dinnertime. We are having pasta and carrots.
Baby Girl: But I want breakfast.
Hausfrau: You can have breakfast tomorrow morning.
Baby Girl: May I please have my breakfast now?
Hausfrau: No, but you may have your dinner now.
Peaches: MmmmmmmMamamamama. Baba.
Baby Girl: Mommy, is Daddy coming home today?
Hausfrau: Yes. Yes he is.