Since my social calendar isn't exactly full yet and I am not all that interested in the Olympics, I have had some time to explore the internet.
I found a site that takes your name and turns it into a name for a piece of IKEA furniture. It gave me minutes of amusement.
Consider this my gift to you. I'm a giver, what can I say? There is no need to thank me. By the way, my Swedish Furniture name is DAUNNANVIK and I am a three drawer chest. Let me know what your name is and what kind of furniture you are.