I was talking to my husband last night about the whale burger topic I wrote of yesterday. He said, "If you think that's stupid, you should read this."
Here it is , courtesy of BBC News:
Korea Bans Baseball Cabbage Pitch
A baseball pitcher's best friend?
South Korea's baseball authorities have banned a star pitcher from wearing frozen cabbage leaves in his cap to keep cool during games.
The Korean Baseball Association met in special session after cabbage leaves twice fell from Park Myung-Hwan's cap live on television.
After two hours, the committee ruled that cabbage was a "foreign substance" and therefore banned from the field.
Players may now only wear cabbage by presenting a doctor's note in advance.
Mr Park, who plays for Doosan, is currently ranked as the second-best pitcher in the eight-team South Korean baseball league.
He began keeping cabbage leaves in his cap last year after hearing that US baseball legend Babe Ruth used them to keep cool on the field.
"In common sense, it is difficult to consider that wearing a cabbage leaf will affect pitches," a KBO spokesman said.
"But since it has become a controversy, we decided to set a limit on the boundaries of foreign substances."
Mr Park said he was glad he helped to clarify a rule, but that he was planning to stop using cabbage anyway.
Does this mean that women will soon be banned from using cabbage leaves to sooth their engorged breasts?